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May 07 Tater's on you- A jokeGirl Potato and Boy Potato
had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little
sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam’.
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about
going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn’t accidentally get
mashed, and get a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato’, and end up
with a bunch of Tater Tots.
Yam said, not to worry, that no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be too skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to
Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled
guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called The French
Fries.
And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn’t get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on
the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate with those high-class
Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who
advertise their trade on all the trucks that say ‘Frito Lay’.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
(that’s Potato University) so that when she graduated she’d really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw?!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he’s just....
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